Scientists for the D.I.S.S.

are working around the clock at our billion dollar facility in Shade, Ohio in the futile hope of finding a cure for human stupidity.

Some would say that the search for the cure is itself an example of pure stupidity, and to that we proudly say, "What's your point?"

The At-Home Internet Stupidity Test

We here at The D.I.S.S. realize that not everyone has the means to travel to our state-of-the-art facilities in Shade, Ohio to find out if they are suffering from A.H.S.S. (Acquired Human Stupidity Syndrome).

While we cannot guarantee the accuracy of our At-Home test as compared to a diagnosis at our clinic, we want to assure you that if you really are stupid, the degree of accuracy of our results will not be all that important to you anyway.